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-= The Dangers of Wolpertingers
-:url-wolpertinger: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolpertinger
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-Don't worry about gumberoos or splintercats.
-Something far more fearsome plagues the days, nights, and inbetweens.
-Wolpertingers.
-
-== Origins
-
-Wolpertingers are {url-wolpertinger}[ravenous beasts].
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-This is index.md